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Posted by Sushi on Dec 5, '07 1:58 AM for everyone
A Repost From Jopoy.com
 
Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a
towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,
the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that
towel."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked
in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she
gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the
next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say
anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with
your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun
said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But,
changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On
his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes
out.

The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the
Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."

Puff! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas and the love of my life."

Puff! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure , why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very, very,
very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and
found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of
the tree. The next

day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally
after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the
tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to
realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay
there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following
the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

THIS ENDS THE 5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Posted by Sushi on Nov 14, '07 10:11 AM for everyone

 I Don't use digital kasi ang MAHAL!!! hehe..but for my digital clicking friends...Please read on..you might find this helpful..it might save you the sorrow of having to buy a new DSLR or something like that..Hassle talaga magpaservice ng camera,laging may kaba.haha.

 

                                                                                                                          Reposted from another forum ============================= Toto Labrador wrote: Hi all, Just a warning to all the Nikon users! Please read on: I got a call this morning from a friend of mine who was on the phone with Ninfa Bito, who was at Columbia Global having her CCD sensor cleaned. This is taken from her post at phphoto... "I'd like to bring your attention to a matter that Ifind equally incredulous and distressing regarding Columbia GlobalPhoto Sales Corp's. service – specifically in their handling of CCDsensor cleanings. I urge all Nikon users to be aware of theirprocedures and be concerned for the safety of their equipment. This must be the 4th or 5th time that I've gone to Columbia Global tohave my camera's CCD sensors cleaned. However, this morning was thefirst time that I bothered to inquire about the process undertaken atColumbia Global to clean the CCDs. I asked the technician if they wereusing the Nikon authorized method. He indicated that they were and so Iallowed them to proceed and handle my D70 and my friend's D100 cameras.If I had the materials, and if I trusted my hands to be steady enoughnot to jab at the sensor, then maybe I would not have to rely upon the"professional technicians" from the only "officially" authorizedservice center in Manila to do this. I make it a point to wait for the cameras and take a few test shotsafter being "cleaned" to make sure that there is no dust left in theCCD. This means having to wait at least 45 minutes for thetechnicians to do their job. Unfortunately, each time I've gone andwaited through the first "cleaning" I have had to send them back to becleaned as not all of the dust is cleared off, or new dust settled inother areas of the CCD. Today was no different and I was not surprised to have to experiencethis routine again. The technicians did take a few test shots for me to inspect, but then I realized that the shots were shot taken at f3.5 orf5.6 – wide enough to sufficiently soften any evidence of dust. I thenhad to take new shots at the f22 and sure enough, there was still dust.Another round of "cleaning' was undertaken and when the cameras camedown and the images downloaded into the receptionist's computer, newdust was evident. Additionally, there I could now see dust through theview finder, which meant that those pesky specks may be lounging on themirror waiting to be shaken loose onto the CCD. The technician then took the camera and took off the lens while thecamera was still ON. In digital photography 101, this is the firstthing they tell you NOT to do with a digital camera. I screamed to stop him, but it was too late and the lens was off. Two hours of waiting and having to basically tell them how to do the test shots wastoo much for me to contain my shock and disbelief at this increduloussituation. To make matters worse, I had been asking to talk totheir bosses but had been given the run around, as if they were tryingto avoid having to call them. Irate at this point and shocked at the likelihood that the cameras were being subjected to procedures that were damaging, I went insane. Iprobed the technician with more questions to find out how they clean the CCDs and this is what I found out and which put me into shock. * They use lens cleaning solution on lint free paper wrapped around a BBQ stick to swab the CCD sensor. * They apply lighter fluid onto the CCD sensor after doing the above so that the solution dries up faster. Nowhere in the literature I've read regarding CCD cleaning does it mention that lens cleaning solution (the bottle they showed to me was branded as Konica Lens Lotion) or lighter fluid can be used on the CCDs. "Medical grade methanol" is the most suggested liquid solution tobe used, and I do believe this is a far cry in composition from lighterfluid. There is great site to learn more about cleaning CCDs --- http://www.cleaningdigitalcameras.com/ The site is well researched and quite intensive full of useful information. It is really distressing that this is the kind of service we have to besubjected to and be expected to pay for. I do hope that the people at Columbia Global will look into this matter."


Posted by Sushi on Oct 18, '06 3:10 AM for everyone

Open Space Projects celebrates its 10th Anniversary with a live concert featuring excerpts from its past productions:

Taguan,Habulan, Patintero - a play on children's rights written and music composed by KM Altomonte.

Pangarap - a musical on the life of Fernando G. Bautista, written and composed by KM Altomonte.

Once on this Island by Stephen Flaherty and Lynn Ahrens.

Jesus Christ Superstar by Andrew Lloyd Weber, lyrics by Tim Rice

October 31, 2006  at 7:30 PM at the Victor Oteyza Community Arts Space (VOCAS), La Azotea, Session Road Baguio City.

Admission is free.


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